*cough cough* BURN! : schooling the master.

Recently, I cleaned up my room and have enough floor space to bring in my storage chest from my brother's room. (it was there for temporary storage lol.) This story is best told as a story. SOOO.....
actor 1: wendy, the awesome and fantastic.
actor 2: michael, the OfficialHGM.
Actor 3: jackie, the fashionable.

The year is 2013, wendy-land suffered a miserable period of darkness. the inhabitants of the land suffered under the reign of the mess monster and the psycho kitty sidekick, but finally a hero arose in their midst....
Therefore, Wendy, having cleaned her abysmal room...devises a crafty plan to get little bro michael to carry a heavy storage chest to her room. It involved mass deception and genius. This was the beginning of the demise.....
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(wendy takes mental master plan downstairs to bother little brother)

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*impersonates Lumberg from office space*

"Michaeelll, whats going on. So, if you could just move that chest back into my room....that would be greeeaaat..."

Jackie butts in: you can't take that from him! He has stuff in it!

Wendy (ghetto accent): well he best take it out coz it's mine!

"but he has all his hopes and dreams in there!" cries she.

Michael: yea!

Wendy (*laughing* ): "well I'll go ahead and sort them for you. I'll save you the 1 or 2 that are worthwhile and toss the rest in the litter box."

(all laugh. Many congratulatory remarks on my awesomeness.)

Suddenly, michael rushes upstairs, and drags the chest out of his room.
wendy follows, thinking 'aww...he's so sweet moving it right now.'

Sure enough! there's michael, carrying the chest across the hall.

"oh, hey," he mentions casually, "you have stuff in here." He sets it down by the bedroom door, face poker straight.

uhhh...wendy doesn't remember putting anything in there...but then she doesn't tend to remember anything for more than five minutes. *shrug*

"really? What?" *Looks over michael's shoulder*

Michael: "yea," *opens chest slowly* "there was no room for my hopes and dreams.....BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!!"